It's a tough job preventing politicians from uttering gaffes. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, for example – a moment that surely caused White House staff worldwide to cringe. This inspired the creation of Go Lick The World, a satirical casual clicker game from Pixel Play that cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive nature of the genre.
The objective? Lick the world (virtually, of course!) as fast as possible. Tap the rotating 3D Earth – oceans and landmasses alike – to rack up points and conquer the leaderboard.
Boost your score by targeting orbiting objects: LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F35 jets, red electric cars, and even Lick Force One, President Biden's personal aircraft. Earth-bound targets include the White House, Antarctica, the pyramids, and a humorously depicted San Francisco.
The game's quirky charm extends to its ever-changing in-game items. Mondays feature Impeach-Mints, Tuesdays Tacos, Saturdays Swifties, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.
Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (trucker hats, Uncle Sam, a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border sign), solar eclipse glasses, and more. These are obtained through rewarded video ads. A recent "Great Debate Update" even introduced a certain prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.
Go Lick The World is free to play, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (introducing LickGPT!), and acquire a blue profile tick. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.
UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, along with Trump's distinctive hair.